Most students are scruffy bastards. That much we know. Across the UK’s university campuses there are a whole host of bizarre sartorial statements.
Note the strange unisex trend of the harem pant. This garment is often teamed with a sequined blazer, perfect for that ‘extra in a MC Hammer video’ look.
For the less adventurous the oversized beanie and jogging pant craze remains in full swing, useful if the desired effect is to look as juvenile as a Ritalin fuelled toddler.
If modesty is not a concern then ladies, may it be suggested you sport a pair of leggings as outerwear. Everyone will be able to see the contours of your most intimate parts but hey, fashion has never been for shrinking violets!
What will be adopted next is anyone’s guess. Perhaps Autumn/Winter will herald a return to regency finery? Or the more austere top hat and tails?
No doubt it will probably just be some joker wearing two different coloured trainers.
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